Last seen 15 September 2025, 06:07
29 years old•
Long Island, United States
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a man,
looking for a woman aged 18-80
About me
About me:
So here’s how this will go:
We’ll exchange funny pickup lines
I’ll make small talk, you’ll mention the puppy
Pretty sure it’ll get flirty
Eventually we’ll exchange number
Risking it all, I’ll ask you out and you say yes
I wasn’t expecting to get this far
Good chance we’ll get drunk at a bar
Hey, want to choose what happens next?
Then go and read the first letter of each line.
We’ll exchange funny pickup lines
I’ll make small talk, you’ll mention the puppy
Pretty sure it’ll get flirty
Eventually we’ll exchange number
Risking it all, I’ll ask you out and you say yes
I wasn’t expecting to get this far
Good chance we’ll get drunk at a bar
Hey, want to choose what happens next?
Then go and read the first letter of each line.
Basic
Do you have pets?:
No pets
